If you got 'em, post 'em. The more hilarious or awful the better. Don't know what I'm talking about? Go here for the game on steam and here for the official site. Simply put, FTL is a rogue-like spaceship game in the vein of a bad star trek episode where everyone dies. My personal best so far: >Jump in next to a slaver ship >Force them to surrender >Realize I'm out of fuel >Awkward silence as I just sit there Also this: >Fighting a rebel ship first turn >Beam over my best hand to hand crew member onto said ship >Unaware that new missile launcher is totally badass >Critical hit destroys ship in one hit >Goodnight sweet prince >On the next jump get boarded by killer Mantises >FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Unilogical did one up me on the no fuel story but I won't spoil it for you. Also I should add that Uni and Rituro have unfortunately been on my crew every single mission since I last talked with them. We die often, especially Rituro.